“Did you watch Girls??!??!?!” Absolutely not.
Google **ass: Congrats narcissists! Now you can watch yourself having sex while having sex with someone else! Thxu google! Thxu technology!
RATS!: Hey, England, there’s a ghost ship full of rabid, disease-ridden rats heading your way, and there may be nothing we can do about it!! I’m so sorry!!!!!! I wish u luck!!!!!!!
Happy MLK Day: Omg! Isn’t this picture of Garage Magazine editor Dasha Zhukova sitting in a chair so cute? Omg ya! Totes cute. That chair is kind of weird though… is that a…? K.
Yummmmmm: This blueberry muffin looks just like this girl’s pet Chihuahua… want to buy it?
Photobomb Casualty: Just want you all to know that we have now reached a point in our socio-popcultural lives where you may DIE if you accidentally accidentally PHOTOBOMB a stranger’s Insta pic. Idek anymore, guys.
Wait did someone say Justin Bieber?
Don’t care. Still love him. #LEAVE. #JUSTIN. #ALONE.