After nine months of loungecore-ing in her elastic maxi dress, Net-A-Porter and her ex-husband eBay.com have finally given birth—and it’s a bae! Welcome to the world of ebaE, poster child for generation DGAF and global e-commerce platform for all your lifestyle needs.
Start trying to make fetch happen in Issue 1 by copping Regina George x Abercrombie polos, hand-painted Louboutins and emoji-embroidered baseball caps. Shop the full look at ebaE.cheap and remember: buy it.live it.luv it.
Chanel x Carpi Sun bag £25
shop the look at ebae.cheap
Life Hackers
Cheap 4 cheap and heavy on sass, the store also acts as a tutorial for how to achieve the look without cashing out—taking from the Internet’s ability to educate and self-instruct in a cash-drought. Recreate Hilary (Not so up the-) Duff’s Trojan triumph with the translucent latex backpack:
Bag-for-Life
The Devil Wears Penis is a classic, isn’t it? Get crafty to emulate George Kondo’s supermarket Bag-for-Life by ebaE. Kanye got nothin’ on this:
Wall Street Antics
Reacting to the rigid ideals embedded in office wear, ebaE mixes it up! Men can showcase their humps and lumps too, just as women are allowed to wear silhouette-hiding garments if they want. Forget about gender; anti-sexism and tankinis are the new black.
ebaE x WET t-shirt £5
High School Drama
“On Wednesdays we wear pink” has forever resonated with any self-respecting human, and the infamous 4-way phone call is here once-again as a tribute to the Cady Heron in each of us. Burn Book Varsity hoodie available to buy!
Regina George x Ed Hardy £5
“Boo you whore!”
BaEby BaEby
After hearing a vicious rumour about a *supposed* J.W.Anderson x babies of the world collaboration, ebaE ponders diaper style options for fashion-hungry cherubs. Nasir x JW x KTZ just for your newborn.
Shovel Me
The girls that brought you #ShovelFest2014 bring you their killer girl-on-girl t-shirts. Aspiring to the Kardashians is over: look to the real guys!
3-finger emoji baseball cap £18
ebaE is a translation of the current, providing guidance and encouraging self-expression through style and mind. Shop the look and remember: buy it.live it.luv it.